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The New Jersey Denominators

The NJ Denominators is a paintball team, and we're addicted to woodsball, but will engage in some speed- or rec-ball when the urge overtakes us. All of our members are uncommonly skilled at what they do, and each knows his position, technique, and limits. Here's a breakdown of our team.

Member Name
Short Description
Marker(s) of Choice
Andrew "Sniper" Cox
Team Captain and Field Strategist. Plays Mid. The original founder of he team, Andrew makes good use of his resources. Even with a semi-auto marker, he makes every shot count, often using bait shots to lure opponents into exposing their loader or leg. His relatively slight physique lends him speed and agility, as well as allowing him to effectively utilize cover. He gets some strange kick out of doing Matrix dives and rolls. Especially talented in the areas of stealth and leadership, Andrew can cool things down with a few well-placed shots from the shadows. Any and all information from the center rear player goes to him, and he churns out calculated responses with unnerving precision. Some say there is no such thing as a paintball sniper. Those people can go one-on-one woodsball with Andrew, as long as they brought plenty of cleaning rags. He shows no mercy.
Andrew wields a Kingman Spyder Xtra and a 32 Degrees Delta .68 pistol sidearm
Micheal "The Wall" Christen
Plays Front left or right. Mike is a reliable front man, aggressive and strategic.  More than once he has been known to turn the tides of a match by delivering a quick and decisive surgical manouver, taking out one or two, and then using those openings to get behind the remaining forces and administering a fatal pincer attack. He is built like a brick wall; he may not be able to use cover as well as some others, but he has uncanny aptitude to keeping out  of sight until it's too late for the enemy to respond.  Mike's largest area of expertise, however, is in his ability to think independantly. Although sometimes going against  his front counterpart's better judgement, Mike rarely makes a mistake in when to move up, or retreat. And if he sees an opening, he is willing to sacrifice himself to put three or four opponents in the dead box.
Mike sports dual Model-98 Tippmanns
Mark Ello-Lukezic
Plays Rear. Relatively new to paintball, Mark is developing into an all around player with a name more intimidating than Schwartzeneggar. Providing solid cover fire for advancing teammates, he is able to quickly spot and suppress threats. Mark knows how to communicate, and makes sure the team knows how many adversaries are within his field of vision. Mark's greatest advantage over other players in paintball is his patience. If he needs to, he can remain motionless until the enemy reveals himself, then Mark expertly places a shot or two on the bunker, keeping the opponent pinned and hiding. Mark can hunker down behind a piece of cover and lay down fields of fire, not caring so much if he gets someone out, but more that his team mates can get  the adversary out. Having an excellent sense of movement, Mark can tell which side of the bunker to pop out on for maximum damage. The man for the job when someone needs to move up for a flank.
Not yet having a marker of his own, Mark borrows Andrew's Gameface Vexor or Delta .68
Alex "Colonel Ferret" Barat (pronounced bear-it)
Plays Front-Recon. Expert in the art of reconnassaince, Alex truly has earned the nickname "Colonel Ferret". He can pop his head out from behind cover, then back in in less than a second and tell you if there are any opponents in his field of vew. He can dart between pieces of cover, popping a few shots along the way. He is naturally adept at being as small a target as possible, yet still being comfortable and agile. Memorizing a series of hand signals immediately was no sweat. He then used those signals to covertly point out targets to Andrew in a team skirmish. Brand new to the sport, Alex has yet to be hit, but has already proven himself as a valuable member of the team, totally secure in the knowledge that we are all behind him the whole way.
In the only skirmish he has played so far, there were not enough markers, so he acted as Andrew's pack horse, carrying paint and CO2

Here's a rundown of our guns:

Andrew Cox: Kingman Spyder Xtra , Gameface Vexor , 32Degrees Delta .68 , SOCOM Mk23 Airsoft gun , Sheridan Plastic Pistols (x2)*

Mike Christen: Model-98 Tippmann (x2)

Mark Ello-Lukezic: N/A

Alex Barat: N/A


*Cox would like to add that both Sheridans are broken, and at 25$ each, that is understandable; they SUCK(ed). And the SOCOM is hot: laser dot sight, side mounted LED flashlight, foregrip attachment, 20 round mag, and FREAKIN' SILENCER!

There are some potential members for our team, which would bring the total up to six. However, since they are not yet official members, I can only say that one has some experience, and both are female. As soon as they officially join, I'll get their bios up here as well. One of them is definitely playing rear-center (if you're reading this, you know who you are...heh)

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